But evidently it’s just “okay” unless you’re packing a three incher. It’s supposed to feel like the real thing. Silicone Vagina Real Aircraft Cup Male Masturbator ($15 )
Whether you’re gay or straight, this book highlights how you and your penis can get more out of your sex session. You can get a copy for a few bucks cheaper, but do you really want a used copy of a book that details how to achieve the biggest possible orgasm? If you’re on the fence, read the review below and then think about it again.
Don’t you wish it would last longer, like 12 minutes? Okay, maybe not that long, but more than 12 seconds. Okay it’s not a sex toy, but still, that’s some attention-grabbing cover image, right? It looks just like you when you’re about to …Ahem, sorry, we got off track.Īccording to the write-up on the back of the book, the average guy’s orgasm lasts 12.2 seconds. Real classy, Kaito!Ĭum! The Complete Guide To Orgasm ($14 ) (You know what we’re talking about.) Kaito tucks it into his pants after he finishes, which sounds pretty gross to us for two reasons: 1) we don’t want that spilling in our pants 2) this means Kaito spanks it in public. As Kaito points out, it’s reversible and close-ended - a great thing for containing the mess. And this one is, according to those who’ve reviewed it. If you’re spending $30 on a penis tube it better be a five-star device.